Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Happy Valentine... (yeah... right...)

Well... I should have this a long time ago... but then... well... you know... as you can see... yada yada... bla bla bla...

Any how... here goes nothing...

*disclaimer - Read this with an open heart or else you'll suffer a severe heart attack... thx*

Before valentine arrives, one should always made an advertisement like such to get a girl friend or date... (only if you're still single like me)


GIRLFRIEND WANTED!!!

A girl, aged between 18 ~ 24, must be beautiful, good balanced body shape, is required to be my girlfriend

Meals between dating is included. Movies, flowers, words of praise , etc. will be included in the package once a while or during special occasions.

Sex is a must every weekend unless period arrives. Condom and anti-pregnancy medication and/or devices are not included.

Once pregnant, compensation will be paid with marriage and a small car. A new contract will be sign once proper marriage procedure is completed.

For further information, enquiries, working hours, wages, payment method, etc. , please dial 321-948-3728.

*Note*
Promotion only comes under the condition of pregnancy and marriage
Increment of wages only comes when promotion applies.

Soon... eventually... that doesn't work... then a shorter term and better package should be introduced...



LIMITED VALENTINE OFFER!!!

Whoever that become my valentine on valentine's day will receive :-
1 dozen of cheap dying rose
1 used broken soft toy... (most probably only the head or leg that's left)
1 set of porn movie on my laptop
1 instant noodle dinner
1 cup of chocolate made of starbucks expired mocha
etc cheapskate items...

Interested, please call Mohammed Chong @ 3219483728


And the package comes as...


Happy Valentine people... ^_^

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