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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Top 10 Signs that terrorists are "kedekut" people

Well, basically since I've been reading far too much of Simon's blog, I've been kinda infected with the top 10 flu that is spreading from his blog which makes me wanna write a top 10 of my own...

Top 10 Signs that Terrorists are Stingy People...

1) They use Human Bomb instead of nuclear trucks or projectile missiles
2) They lives in mountains/ caves/ any place cheap rather than have their own military basses or underground network tunnels
3) They kidnap people just to chase armies away which means they don't have enough funds to hire marceneries or army to chase armies away
4) They hijack planes to hit US rather than build their own special high explosive planes
5) They never wear bullet prove vasts
6) They cheat people to join them because they don't have money to pay for salaries
7) They never own any military vehicles like tanks, planes, and such
8) They don't have misile silos
9) They use weapons that is so out of time and also build their own bombs which is so ineffective that they barely kill any thing at all...
10)Because I still think that they are stingy... such "kedekut" people...


There you go... my 1st complete top 10... wonder is this will be recognize by Simon...

ŦĦØΜД§ && Mï$$ў :"Your Thoughts Are Precious... To me..." (1) @@ 3:03:00 am

Another plot of terrorist attack...

Well, I had been constantly thinking how I can plot terrorist attacks and sell my plans to the US one day to earn some great bucks... err... wait... I didn't type wrong, am I? I thought they were claimed the real terrorists???

Any how, never mind those... today is another great day for another terrorist plot... on...

"HOW TO STRIKE A CITY WITH NUKE WITHOUT BEING CATCH!!!"

By following steps below, you'll surely be able to wage war against any country of your choice...
Basically, it goes like this...

1) You pick a location to strike...
2) You gather all the information about the location...
3) You dig holes into an underground tunnel/ village/ town/ city/ metropolis/ spaceshuttle...
4) You infiltrate a nuclear war head into your underground ...
5) You build a missile in the base...
6) You build an opening for the missile to launch...
7) You pick a right day to launch it... (Chinese believes strongly in the right dates)
8) You take a run and crumble your base...
9) You celebrate your success some where else...
10) You repeat everything again like Brian McKnight's song...

With just 10 steps, you're able to nuke just anywhere everywhere...

Why is it a good plan people might ask... it's because when it's underground (deep enough, like at least 10, 20meters off the ground) no satellite can detect your presence nor will people notice it unless you're stupid enough to crumble any sites during the process...

But come to think of it... such heavy projects require tons of money and time to proceed which it can only be a government funded projects since terrorist are stingy people(will post later why)... which means only any rich country or rich ruler can done such a nice and beautiful project...

Don't you think so?

Have a great time terrorizing people... ^_^"

ŦĦØΜД§ && Mï$$ў :"Your Thoughts Are Precious... To me..." (0) @@ 2:23:00 am